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You Changed Our Mind

Well, it has finally happened. For the first time in our history, we have made a decision that has upset some people. This has definitely never happened before. Last week, we announced we would be deprecating the early Lifetime 50/60 GB plans. We are now restoring those Big Gig data members to their original sensual luster…for now. We can do that because we never called "no backsies” when we made our Big Gig downgrade statement to our free users. However, in order to cover our meticulously sculpted butts in the future, we hired some extras that played lawyers on the hit TV show/legal drama Suits to review our previous downgrade statements and guide us forward. They told us that in a TV court of law, saying something on Reddit 7 years ago could hold us TV-law-show-accountable for using the word "lifetime.”

Our legal team doesn't $%&@ around

You see, we never specified whose lifetime when we made our statements. We apologize for our oversight, and deserve to be spanked just gently enough not to break skin. You deserve justice for this despicable blunder and we also don’t want to go to TV jail. The beds there look uncomfortable and TV tells us that everyone there gets stabbed in the butt. With knives… or worse. So we are revising our original changes, as to avoid prosecution in a television court of law.

When we said lifetime of free bandwidth, we meant President Putin’s lifetime.
We are restoring all of your early 50/60 GB plans to their original sexiness, for fairness. That’s right, you will all be re-upgraded from the downgrade of your previous upgrade.
We are still going to downgrade these free 50/60 GB lifetime plans, but only when Vladimir Putin aka Putler aka Senator PalPutin dies.
Yes we are serious. When Putin dies, all Big Gig plans will be downgraded. It could be tomorrow, it could be in 20 years. We don’t know and neither do you.
Your new conundrum is that if you want your Big Gig plan to last longer, you will have to actively try to keep Putin alive. The sooner he dies, the sooner you lose the plan. That’s what we in the business call a "quandary”.
We know this downgrade will still upset you, but at least when it happens you can be happy Putin is dead. At the end of the day we are a self-funded business and we need money to hire more people to make our vision come true. We tried training mice to manage our infrastructure, as they don’t require paychecks or have bank accounts, but the mice ended up demanding more pay than our human employees.
In the future, all "lifetime” statements (if there are any) aimed at free users will be pegged to the existential span of specific people or animals.
The longer he lives, the longer you keep your plan

Next, we wanted to reiterate the explanation of our decision to do this. We are not happy that we are breaking the promise we made you. The decision to deprecate the lifetime free Big Gig plans was not an easy or pleasant one to come to. We know that many of you aren’t feeling very loved right now, and we completely understand that. When we started Windscribe, we only had a surface level idea of the size, complexity, and expense that the company would grow to require - now that we are experiencing it, the decisions we make to ensure we remain competitive are very important, and at times very difficult. This isn’t an excuse, it’s an explanation. Regardless, for the people who were instrumental in our early growth, you deserve to be made whole, and we want to make you whole. Which conveniently brings us to our next point…



Frankly, it was disrespectful of us to offer you the $29/year Pro deal as consolation for downgrading your Big Gig plans. You deserve better as our oldest and dearest users. The idea of offering a $29 deal was hatched by an employee who has been "taken care of.” And by "taken care of” we mean we sent them to Siberian "Disneyland”. But don’t worry, they are enjoying rides like "Hold On to the Snow Shovel While Security Beats You” and the world famous "Don’t Eat for Four Days as Punishment for Your Mistakes Adventure.” We expect toilet paper postcards any day now. Wait, do they even have ink at Disneyland Siberia?

It's deal time bitches!

Yearly Pro Subscription for $10
Suddenly, our CEO burst into our lantern-lit conference room and yelled out "GIVE IT TO THEM FOR $10 A YEAR." "For life?" we asked, knowing how contentious that word had now become. "For as long as we or they are alive - and the user doesn’t cancel the plan,” he replied. The reaction was palpable. We looked at each other in disbelief… that’s about 83 cents a month for Windscribe Pro - the cheapest it has ever been. And it’s only available to our OG’est of OG users. It will never be available to anyone else. It cannot be shared, it cannot be posted anywhere and it’s exclusive so you must be logged into your 50/60 GB account to get the deal. This offer will only be available until September 1st, 2023, after that it’s gone forever.



There’s a small catch, though: you must cash in your 50/60 GB plan to get this ultra-cheap offer. This gives you about 2.5 months to choose whether you want to keep your Big Gigs for however long Putin lives, or give up the Big Gigs and jump into the refreshing oasis of the cheapest Pro plan we’ve ever had.

Yearly Pro Subscription for $10
Lastly, to those of you who understand where we are coming from, we thank you. We hope that you enjoyed using Windscribe, and we hope that you continue using it in the future. For those of you who don’t, we are truly thankful for your valuable feedback and for sticking with us for such a long time.

Love, peace, and chicken grease,

Team Windscribe

Hab's auch angenommen, hat mich 2019 in China - als free 50gb - gerettet, hatte nicht auf dem Schirm wie strikt China Google & Co blockt, selbst WhatsApp gingen keine Bilder durch...

Dafür dürfen sie jetzt gerne auch mal nen 10er im Jahr verlangen.

Genau mein Humor, schicke ich erstmal den Russlanddeutschen.

schade die 30 GB Free Kunden sind nicht dabei

In der App wurde mir der Standardpreis angezeigt. Auf der Website eingeloggt und dort ist der Deal vorhanden. Unlimited im Jahr und Zugriff auf mehr VPN Länder für 9,26€ geht in Ordnung.

Eigentlich ein verlockendes Angebot, zumal ich mit den Geschwindigkeiten von Windscribe bisher immer zufrieden war. Aber wer einmal sein Wort bricht und bestehende Accounts einfach runterstuft, der macht das evtl. wieder.

Beste Email heute morgen in meiner Inbox.

Nachdem ich dank mydealz jahrelang mit 50GB auskam habe ich jetzt die 1year/10$ Aktion mitgenommen. Jetzt bekommen sie es zurück. Coole Aktion, danke für den Hinweis.

Hat bei mir mit einem Juli 2017 Account (60gb) perfekt funktioniert. Vielen Dank
Das Problem bei Windscribe Free (selbst mit 60gb) war einfach, dass die Server absoluter Müll waren. willkürliche Abbrüche, schlechte Geschwindigkeit etc.
Die Pro Server scheinen hingegen super zu sein. Gerade die GBit Server laufen mit 250mbit (Mehr macht mein Anbieter nicht mit) und Abbrüche hatte ich bisher auch noch keine. Wer die Option hat, kann hier gerne zuschlagen.